Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Supersize

First trimester and I can't stop myself from the occasional drive thru. It's only once a week but it is so f'n good. Today's lunch: #8 filet o' fish meal with fries and the 'orange drink'. I love the orange drink because, when I was a kid, we were members of the IFA (interracial family association - love is a rainbow;) and McDonald's donated 'orange drink' for every get together we ever had. So, every month we got to drink as much as we wanted from the big orange cooler setting me off on my life-long love of orange everything. The best part of orange drink is that it is hardly carbonated.

Anyway, it is hard to cook anything when you are nauseous most of the time, but what am I going to do with the scrunched-up McDonalds bag? My husband refuses to eat fast food after seeing super-size me. How obvious can you get!?

Other things that only happen when you have a 20 month old:

1. The only water in the car is a sippy cup and when you are thirsty that will have to do. Who cares what the fox in the audi a6 thinks. YES, I need handles and a spout to drink, OK!

2. Cell phone is covered in mange/strawberry flavored slobber after absent mindedly leaving purse on table instead of hanging it up and out of reach.

3. All lipsticks are missing their covers and have little teeth gouges in them. See #2 for explanation.

4. Loose change is now called "uh-oh" see #2 again.

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

That is the best! Loose change is "uh oh" for me too, especially on the front passenger floor of the car.